what`s your poo telling you
We couldn't hold it in any longer.
Book number two featuring good ol' number two, plus loads more. In addition to poo and its closely related byproduct, flatulence, this double digest ventures into unchartered waters, plunging wholeheartedly into urine, the oft-forgotten member of the excreta empire.
What's My Pee Telling Me? furthers the belief that each bodily emission, regardless of form solid, liquid, or gaseous can offer valuable information about our health.
Our initial foray into the world of dookie, What's Your Poo Telling You?, broke the seal of secrecy on this most fascinating of subjects. Finally freed, it is time for the movement to continue...
The Gas We Pass
The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts is a children's book written by Shinta Cho. The book tells children about flatulence (also known as farting), and that it is completely natural to do so. Everyone Poops is a prequel. The book also discusses other animals and their habits of flatulence. The book continues on to tell it's readers about why farts smell bad, and what animals only seem to fart (skunks and stink bugs). The book is part of the My Body Science series of books. The book was first published in Japan by Fukuinkan Shoten, and since has been translated into numerous languages, such as English, French, and Spanish. In the United States, it was published by Kane/Miller Book Publishers in 1994.
HOW TO BE INAPPROPRIATE
Oddly enough, the cover to HOW TO BE INAPPROPRIATE is inappropriate. It makes Daniel Nester’s book look like some crude title full of practical jokes for infantile frat boys and grade schoolers alike to play. In reality, it’s a collection of the humorist’s essays, most of which are astute and sharp.
How to Shit in the Woods
Book Synopsis
How to Shit in the Woods is Meyer's ground-breaking book, which has become the international bestselling outdoor guide, with more than 1.5 million copies in print, in seven languages. First published in 1989, with a second edition in 1994, this book continues to be widely embraced by the outdoor community and commonly referred to as the "backpacker's bible." It might also be the river runner's, the rock climber's, the sea kayaker's, and the cross-country skier's. Its title, its Table of Contents, and the press blurbs say it all!
watch your facking language
Well I'll be fucked. Most humble apologies for pulling that shit on the front page. I should have thought of the asshole employers with their bastard net filters that watch for every occurence of four letter words and send out motherfucking termination notices accordingly.
As Jairus has also noted...a quick search revealed close to a dozen fucks on the front page in the last year.
Hands up anyone who's joined the bread cues as a result.
A lighthearted romp through an array of sex toys designed to enhance erotic pleasure in almost any setting -- with others or by oneself -- Sex Toys catalogs dozens of products that are fun to use and easy to buy. Each product is illustrated, described in detail, given a test drive, and rated for sexiness and value. Informative sidebars, amusing quotes, and helpful tips encourage readers to feel both adventurous and comfortable with the idea of using and playing with sex toys.
About the Author
Anne Hooper is a noted sex therapist, marriage counselor, and a best-selling author. Her books include Pocket Kama Sutra, Great Sex Guide, Great Sex Games, and Ultimate Sex. She also regularly contributes to magazines such as Cosmopolitan, Elle, Playboy, and Maxim.
A cut above anything else on the subject, this book gets to the bottom of thesubject of flatulence with facts and humor.
About the Author
Jim Dawson is a product of West Virginia University, which at this very moment is probably burning his student records. Along with being a real smart feller (or something like that), he's a former editor of Hustler magazine and the author of several books that very few people have read, including the critically acclaimed WHAT WAS THE FIRST ROCK 'N' ROLL RECORD? Dawson lives in Hollywood, California.
This book is now perhaps the most famous real Engrish book on Amazon.com. The author apparently used a computer program to translate his theories about anal constriction from Japanese into English Engrish. Some of the reviews on Amazon are as funny as the book seems to be.
For generations, conventional wisdom stated that you could never sell a book with 'penis' in the title - until Quirk's "Penis Pokey" shattered all of the rules, racking up 100,000 in net sales in just 18 months. In this same tradition comes "How to Live with a Huge Penis" - a gift every man will cherish, regardless of whether or not he actually needs it. Frankly, it's enough for someone to think he needs it. This hilarious self-help parody is full of compassionate advice for men afflicted with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG).Far too often, these men are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. But Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a message of tolerance and hope, along with hilarious advice on 'coming out' to your family, sharing your assets with a partner, and avoiding injury in the workplace. Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, "How to Live with a Huge Penis" will send an uplifting message to men around the world.
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